Balatro’s taking over the world, and creator Localthunk is loving the view from the top.We’ve seen nothing but a string of successes from the poker roguelike (in the absolute simplest terms) since it launched back in February, going on to sell 50,000 copies in 10 days, and then a million copies in under a month, and double that by August. More recently, it beat out Stardew Valley and Minecraft on the mobile sales charts and was nominated for three different awards at the Golden Joysticks.Now we have a completely different metric by which to measure Balatro’s monumental success, as Localthunk is celebrating the fact that “Balatro has been cumulatively played for over 11,000 years across all platforms.” Balatro has been cumulatively played for over 11,000 years across all platforms 🍌October 8, 2024That is an absolutely staggering figure, and frankly Localthunk seems a little too eager to celebrate humanity losing that much collective time to a video game, even if it is their own. At least the dev apologized when the mobile port was released even as the game’s publisher half-joked, “productivity be damned”.All joking aside, it’s been something else watching a relatively niche release become such a behemoth in a fairly short length of time. After all, Localthunk themselves said a few months back that they only expected to sell “maybe 10 copies” and then go back to their IT job. Apparently, it wasn’t until “a day before launch” that they realized they might just have a hit on their hands.It’s never a bad time to peruse our list of the best roguelikes available today.Sign up to the GamesRadar+ Newsletter
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If you follow Hideo Kojima on social media, then you know the legendary game director is quite a big cinephile–and that includes a soft spot for the Paddington franchise. Apparently, the feeling is mutual, as the little Peruvian bear has offered to dine with Kojima over a marmalade sandwich.
The interaction came after Kojima posted a video of himself opening a promotional package for the upcoming Paddington in Peru movie, which contained a number of goodies–including a jar of Paddington’s famous marmalade.
Marmalade sandwiches, of course, contain all the vitamins and minerals a bear needs for the whole day, though it’s unclear if this will be enough sustenance for a 60-year-old human man currently working on multiple video games.
Though he’s best known for being very polite and taking things very literally, Paddington has also dabbled in tactical operations. This has helped him to put away some of England’s most notorious criminals.
For his next adventure, …
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